I made this hideous creature using Simplicity 8133, a pattern from the 60s or 70s. Vintage pattern wiki says 1969. I thought it would work because it was a somewhat shapeless jumper, with a sort of A-line shape. It is for a 34 bust.
|Horrifically low cut? check. Front panel curling out? check.|
|Gaping armholes? check.|
|LOL a facing is poking out, but could you even notice because you are blind from the print???|
|This dress makes the babby sad.|